did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Randomize
