how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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