Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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