just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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