that's an acceptable place to lick
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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