pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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