Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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