I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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