I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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