But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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