are you so shy because you have an std?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
worst night to have a conscience
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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