It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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