I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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