these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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