We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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