it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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