yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I skipped work to stalk him.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Randomize