I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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