I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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