Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
They took my balls.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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