She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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