Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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