I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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