I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
