he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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