Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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