is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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