Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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