the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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