I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Randomize
