Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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