Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
vagina is talking i cant
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
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