Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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