I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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