I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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