Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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