Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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