Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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