i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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