so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
COCAINE IS GR8
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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