But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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