I molested 6 butterflies tonight
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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