i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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