singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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