I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
It's just like the Real World with babies
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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