Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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