my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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