Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
You need Xanax blowdarts
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I see more hoeing in ur future
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