You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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