Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
It's rum buckets o'clock
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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