So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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